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Obama’s new cabinet
With the news of Tim Geithner getting the green light as Obama’s Treasury Secretary, even though he’s all, “D’uh…what’s this thing called the IRS, and why do I have to pay them all this stuff called ‘taxes’??”, plus the recent hubbub surrounding Health and Human Services Secretary-designate Tom Daschle’s troubles, it’s all enough to make me chuckle.
I mean, who cares if the guy in charge of the country’s finances is a little lazy with taxes?”
Who needs a secretary of defense with no military leadership experience? Isn’t it good enough if say, he or she has been a champ at Milton Bradley’s “Battleship” since they were eleven, and spends their weekends playing paintball tournaments?
And come on…does it really matter if the attorney general doesn’t have a license to practice law?
I say, “What the heck! Go crazy!”
I know most of President Obama’s cabinet is set for his administration, but in case he decides to re-consider his selections. Since he’s obviously got some issues with judgment of character, I have a few recommendations for cabinet secretaries as well as some special advisory positions…all based on experience, of course! Enjoy!
Secretary of Commerce: Martha Stewart
Since we all know how savvy she is with the market!
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Secretary of Nutrition: Ronald McDonald
Supersize us!
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Minister of Good Hair: Donald Trump
It’ll be yooge. You loook mahvelous!
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Department of Homeland Security: Osama Bin Laden
As you can see, he’s armed, so we’re totally good to go. I feel safer already.
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Secretary of Physical Fitness: Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy was originally asked to be the one in charge of Pork Barrel Spending…
but has insisted that this department be phased out.
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Child Protection & Welfare: Michael Jackson
They say he’s got lots of experience with handling children.
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Housing & Urban Development Secretary-designate:Archie Bunker
Archie has yet to accept his designation, commenting,
“What? A black president? There goes the neighborhood!”
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Department of Education - Co-secretaries: Jessica Simpson and this woman
Can’t you just hear K-12 test scores rising around the nation, already?!
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Security & Safety of Cookies: Cookie Monster
“C is for C-O-O-K-I-E, that’s good enough for me!”
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White House Chaplain & Spiritual Advisor: Bill Maher
Bill has recently accepted Jesus Christ as his savior.
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and last, but certainly not LEAST…
Co-Prime Ministers of Charm & Manners: Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr
That right there, is at least 400 lbs of qualification (not to mention class, with a capital “C”)!
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BJ Woods isn’t right, she’s “Miss Right”. For more of her (if you can stand it), visit her blog,
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